Things have stabilized too quickly. Bye weeks are coming, weak depth will be revealed. It’s time for a shake up.
Congo.natty – No Change – H1 – L3 – Can’t move Big Lunch up, so long as the natty’s keep winning. Joe certainly helped keep the streak alive, but 144 points is still a nice week.
Big Lunch – No Change – H1 – L6 – Devonta Freeman for 3 TD’s? Are you kidding me? Everything is clicking right now.
Jake & Elwood Blues – Up 1 – H3 – L9 – If Julio and Allen keep playing like this, the Blues may come away with more championships this year than the Bears get wins.
Kali Kine – Down 1 – H2 – L6 – Losing Big Ben is a little easier to swallow when you still score 156 points and storm to 3-0.
Miki’s Mokes – No Change – H2 – L5 – That’s why you keep Aaron Rodgers when it seems to make no sense at all. To deliver 47 points and a Monday night win that seemed improbable at best.
Sweet Baby Jesus – Up 1 – H4 – L8 – Hard luck losers in week 3, this still seems like a team destined to finish in the top 6. Build an ark, weather the storm.
Z’Smashmouths – UP 1 – H2 – L8 – Thrilling victory Monday night! Fortunate to be 2-1 at this stage, Smash nation knows they’re going to need to show more to make the playoffs.
NINERS R METAL – Down 2 – H6 – L12 – It was a week of brutal matchups. Let’s see what week 4 and the arrival of Tyrod the Terrific brings.
Cangniner – No Change – H9 – L11 – One of the better teams in the league, with one of the poorest coaching staffs. C’mon man! You can love the Niners and still be good at fantasy football. It’s allowed.
Blind Squirrels – No Change – H4 – L10 – This team might have been pretty good if it could get itself on the field to play a full game healthy.
The Roughnecks- No Change – H9 – L11 – No Edleman… this might be the Roughnecks final week in the 11 spot. Honestly, it feels a little like charity.
RonanMachine – No Change – H7 – L12 – I Still think this they’re better than 0-3. Cobb, Bell, and Ryan are going to win the Machine’s some games. Keep your core group together, keep trotting them out there, and good things will happen.
“If we are victorious in one more battle with the Romans, we shall be utterly ruined.” – Pyrrhus of Epirus 279 BC
Due to Global Warming induced flooding in the Congo River Delta, preparations for X campaign were sadly minimal. However, a scratch A-Team was drafted and has By the Mustache of Stalin has surprisingly rolled through two operations against the Western opposition to head into week three of the campaign at 2-0. Alarmingly, casualties have been excessive – the last operation against the evil bearded white baby of the cross involved the loss of our Brees, Lacy, Hyde, Cameron and Sefarian-Jenkins which has left leadership shocked and dejected.
8 out of the 12 teams are 1-1, with just 2 teams undefeated. Are we all equally good now, or just equally bad?
Congo.natty – No Change – H1 – L3 – With Abdullah coming back down to earth, the injuries to Brees and Lacy are a concern, but Cooper, Johnson and Gio have emerged. Roller coaster week for the Natty’s, but they stay on top.
Big Lunch – Up 4 – H1 – L6 – The reigning champ and points leader after 2 weeks. Things seem deliciously on track for Big Lunch. The Coleman injury should help plug the RB woes for now.
Kali Kine – Up 4 – H2 – L6 – Our draft host remains undefeated, but with too many players only sporadically involved in their offense, it’s tough to go any higher than 3.
Jake & Elwood Blues – Down 1 – H3 – L9 – Another solid performance despite the loss. 16 targets for Crabtree? That’s going to make for some tricky lineup decisions.
Miki’s Mokes – Down 3 – H2 – L5 – A brutal week, and a Monday night loss to rival Z’Smashmouths. Maybe they could have dropped further? The Evans no show, and the Baltimore debacle were the difference, but the usage of Charles Johnson in Minnesota is definitely concerning.
NINERS R METAL – UP 6 – H6 – L12 – Always humble, NRM requested we just let the numbers speak for themselves. I don’t give a rats ass about their requests tho. This was the best we’ve seen them in a long time. A competitive NRM is good for ratings.
Sweet Baby Jesus – Down 3 – H4 – L8 – It’s hard to imagine this bad Luck will continue. The Colts will be fine, and Jesus will ascend. The team still looks solid on paper.
Z’Smashmouths – No Change – H2 – L8 – A nice game for Marshall sealed win #1, but the future here is murky. Some light performers in the starting lineup, and not a lot of playable options on the bench. Hill should get his regular workload in week 3, but he better not fumble again…
Cangniner – Up 3 – H9 – L11 – Nice bounce back week for Cangniner, nice second half for Peyton Manning. Also, I very much wish we lived in a world where Jarryd Hayne was a startable RB2. I do love your optimism Joe.
Blind Squirrels – Down 2 – H4 – L10 – Bradford, Randle, Anderson and Jeffery are not players trending in the right direction. Still time to bounce back, but it needs to start soon. Will we see the debut of Carson Palmer?
The Roughnecks- Down 2 – H9 – L11 – Let’s stay positive here. Julian Edleman has been the steal of the draft.
RonanMachine – Down 2 – H7 – L12 – There’s enough weapons here for the Machines to be rationally optimistic. The running game is actually pretty formidable now that Bell is back to anchor. This shouldn’t be a long visit to the cellar.