2015 Week 1 Power Rankings

Congo.natty’s got the power?  Or am I just jinxing him?

  1.   Congo.natty – Up 2 –  H1 – L3 – 160 points and they didn’t even start the right TE.    Probably a fluke…
  2.   Miki’s Mokes – Up 3 – H2 – L5 – And they did it with Mike Evans injured and Bishop Sankey’s 22 on the bench.
  3.   Jake & Elwood Blues – Up 7 – H1 – L3 – It’s possible the draft grade was arbitrarily low due to Russell Wilson, but then again I didn’t force you to take him in the draft.   Top Points for the week!
  4.   Sweet Baby Jesus – Up 4 – H4 – L8 – I guess it’s a pretty impressive showing considering Sammy Watkins bageled.
  5.   Kali Kine – UP 1 – H5 – L6 – If I could swap rosters with anyone right now, this would be the team.
  6.   Big Lunch – Down 5 – H1 – L6 – Still one of the obviously better teams, but you’re no Ric Flair.
  7.   Z’Smashmouths – Down 5 – H2 – L7 – Close loss due to Eli, but a bunch of players look solid.
  8.   Blind Squirrels – Down 4 – H4 – L8 – Terrance Williams stock goes up, but CJ Anderson’s crashes.  At least the Cowboy’s running game is sorted out.
  9.  The Roughnecks- Up 2 – H9 – L11 – Maybe should be lower with the loss of Dez, but the week 1 results were better than expected.
  10.   RonanMachine – Down 3 – H7 – L10 – A lot to be concerned about, but Lewis was a nice add, and their best player hasn’t hit the field yet, so still some potential.
  11.   Cangniner – Down 1 – H10 – L11 –  A poor week 1 coupled with injuries to Jackson and Bush, but still a lot of weapons here.  A lot hinges on Denver’s performance Thursday night.
  12.   NINERS R METAL – WTF

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